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• @apet09 Dude. Shave when you are at an awards show. 9 hours ago March 19, 2010
• Grrrrr, apparently there's a limit to how much I can upload on this pay-per-day Internet connection here at the Sheraton. 3 days ago March 16, 2010
• In Phoenix, curled up with a bottle of Laphroaig. Can't wait until tomorrow's Dodgers-White Sox game at Camelback Ranch. 3 days ago March 16, 2010
• @ConnorJon Perfection attracts imitation. 4 days ago March 15, 2010
• @tommcfly Was looking recently, and your writing resume is pretty impressive. Sorry I'm not a record exec who could make you a billionaire. 4 days ago March 15, 2010